The Witch is an annoying, loud-mouthed thing that believes her opinion is far important than anyone elses, and that she also knows more about everything than anyone else. Not one for modesty, she will shout out answers in lectures to every obvious question that noone else can be arsed answering.
Be careful not to annoy her however, for she knows many magic spells and curses. Proof of this is that she she can not ONLY write with both her left and right hands, but can also write backwards too!! INSANE!
She enjoys putting her vast technical knowledge to good use, and combined with her outstanding aesthetic abilities and magic tupees, she is a force to be reckoned with. Akin to Gary from "Team America World Police" who saves the world using his Double Major Degree in Acting Combined with World Languages, the Witch uses her 2 A-Levels in Drama and Performing Arts to bestow upon herself limitless technical skills and programming ability.
The Witch insists on calling herself "Jade" as her 'dyslexia' prevents her from spelling her real name (Jemima) correctly. She is so proud of this achievement that she even has a special section dedicated to it on her CV. But it just begs the question: How does she write all those spells?
Author: AbeSpain
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