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ZesDa

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Mail & MSN

sgreech@hotmail.com

Facebook http://en-gb.new.facebook.com/people/Chris-Rees/725271662
Current Location Aberystwyth, Wales
Place of Birth Haverfordwest, Pembs
Occupation

Studnut

Websites None that are online now



Character

Interests

Mainly jonnie, also likes to compute, swim, work out and cause social havoc.

Clearly Loves jonnie

* ZesDa grabs and rapes jonnie

<@ZesDa> jonnie: :D

<@ZesDa_> jonnie: sex?

<@ZesDa> jonnie: HTTP fails

Anonymous user 429:  /me licks Anon User 439
   teehee

Other Notes

IRC is alot of fun when your not being kicked/banned or even kickbanned by Hypno <3 yooo

Love to tell you more, but ask me on irc.aberwiki.org || @ cir8@aber.ac.uk

Oh yeh loves to give huggles to Welp and occationally annoy Balifor MWAHAHAHH!

Despises the voice of Chegwin *cough ABANDONED* shouting "Zeeeesssssdddddaaaa!".

That is all.

8D


Discussed topics

LemonParty!!

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4854/271c500c4c9b2143eea3cd8ol0.gif

OLEG IZ AWSUM!!!111!1!11

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3701/olegizawsumas8.jpg Copyright(c)

IRC Moments...

19:56 <@jonnie> ugh
19:56 <@jonnie> joker has been kicking my ass
19:56 < Zessie> o.O
19:56 < Zessie> WITHOUT MY CONCENT?!!?
19:56 <@jonnie> in arkham
19:56 < Zessie> oh shit
19:56 < Zessie> I read that as licking
19:56 < Zessie> nvm

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21:56 <@ZesDa> I call permabans
21:56 <@ZesDa> on Jesus
21:56 -!- mode/#42 [+b Jesus*!*@*!] by ZesDa
21:56 <@ZesDa> FUCK YOU JEBUS

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12:24:54 @ZesDa: Wagon Wheels Tagline: "You gotta grin to get it in"
12:25:04 @ZesDa: I LIVE MY LIFE BY THIS <3

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*Now talking on #fresher2
*Topic for #fresher2 is: * ZesDa: I secretly masturbate to IRC arguments, the Afal vs Welp one made me orgasm 
5 times....

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<Pesho_T> hmmmm
<Pesho_T> you can finger over mIRC :/
<Pesho_T> i never knew...
<CMOT--Weasel> you learn something new and pointless every day :P
<Pesho_T> yes
<ZesDa> wats the command?
<Pesho_T> -> /nick <finger>
<ZesDa> wwwww
<Pesho_T> doesnt show much though
<Pesho_T> i doubt you can make it the same as fingering over linux
<Afal> huh
                                 /nick Zesda <finger>
* You are now known as Zesda
<Zesda> wow i just fingered myself
<Pesho_T> nice....
<Zesda> i am i gay now?
<Zesda> :S

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<Sapph> zesda whats with the stupid name
<StickaSproutinMe> oh thats fandabbydosey
<StickaSproutinMe> im feeling festive
<StickaSproutinMe> :D
<kit> Pyro what's up mate?
<Sapph> ok 
<Pyro> kit, nowt, was just copying StickaSproutinMe 
<Pyro> :P
<Sapph> are you on crack?
<StickaSproutinMe> Pyro
<StickaSproutinMe> noooooo
<Pyro> ja?
<StickaSproutinMe> Pyro!
<StickaSproutinMe> PYROOOO!
<Pyro> what do you want lol
<StickaSproutinMe> love you
* Disconnected ().

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<@CMOT-Weasel> what night is it?
<@welp> Sexual humiliation night?
  * CMOT-Weasel thinks zesda should be in the car
  * ZesDa is at home doing work, not anuses
<@ZesDa> or plural ani
<@welp> :O AMISHES!
<@welp> I think we should make CMOT-Weasel live with Amish people for one month
<@welp> :D
< Fros7|Home> lol
<@ZesDa> bless them and their none digital ways....epic since 1699 :D

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-On discussing why a large portion of #42 where banned from #aber (inc. ZesDa)

<@ZesDa> sigh, I kinda want to go on there, but its nothing but old men
               discussing why the world/freshers is/are so shit....

Later...

  * ZesDa writes "#aber" on a piece of paper and eats it.

Later again...

<@ZesDa> mainly cos i /deopped mr.admin and nicked his server last year
<@ZesDa> is why i never get back on for long
<@slightlymad> lol
<@ZesDa> he *hates* me :D

You get the idea...

<@ZesDa> insult one of their penis lengths
< Afal> low blow
 * ZesDa didnt just suggest one bitternet person had two peni


20:07 <@Prometheus> so much for my design spec
20:07 <@Afal> it's ok :\
20:07 <@Prometheus> Kit is drawing vagina's and penii on my designs
20:08 <@Kit> :D
20:08 <@Prometheus> which I am going to have to present tomorrow morning
20:08 <@Prometheus> T_T
20:08 <@Kit> <3
20:08 <@Prometheus> love u 2 babes
20:08 <@Afal> cool story bro
20:08 -!- Mr_T [Liam@user-5445ea97.lns4-c13.telh.dsl.pol.co.uk] has joined #42
20:09 <@Prometheus> Quote: "Enemy: the enemy vagina gets wider the easier the level is set! :D"
20:09 <@Prometheus> considering the player is a penis
20:09 <@Prometheus> ammunition is sperm ¬_¬
20:09 <@Kit> xD
20:09 <@Kit> i'm mature me
20:09 <@Prometheus> we both are
20:09  * Prometheus looks into Kit's eyes
20:10  * Prometheus purses lips
20:10  * Prometheus and Kit  kiss
20:10 <@Prometheus> hurf durf
20:10 <@Kit> :D
20:12 -!- Mr__T [Liam@user-5445ea97.lns4-c13.telh.dsl.pol.co.uk] has joined #42

Talking about JAG's truimph over some buggery code...

00:16 <@JAG> WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN FUCKING WIN
00:16  * JAG snogs Kit
00:17 <@Narcissus> OOH
00:17 <@Narcissus> :\
00:17 <@Narcissus> wtf
00:17 <@Kit> hahaha
00:17 <@ZesDa> gayboys :P
00:17 <@ZesDa> I want in
00:17 <@JAG> :3
00:17 <@Kit> of course :D
00:17 <@JAG> always room for a ZesDa
00:18  * ZesDa joins the orgy
00:18 <@ZesDa> I got outta bed for this
00:18 <@ZesDa> ngggh
00:18  * ZesDa came
00:18 <@ZesDa> done.
00:18 <@ZesDa> night.
00:18 <@ZesDa> ZzzzZzzZZZzz
00:19 <@Kit> night my love
00:19 <@Kit> sleep well :D
00:19  * Kit cleans himself up
00:19 <@JAG> <3


Epic win over #aber


-After flooding #aber with anonymous central logins-

00:16 <@fragalot> bastards you betrayed me
00:16 <@fragalot> FUCKING WIN
00:16 <@slightlymad> mooncup - you?
00:16 <@welp> mooncup = op-bot
00:16 <@not-op-bot> what?
00:16 <@slightlymad> lols
00:16 <@not-op-bot> no way
00:16 <@fragalot> who'mever did that, just saved my ass
00:16 <@fragalot> xD
00:17 <@not-op-bot> I said I wouldn't
00:17 <@slightlymad> who did it then?
00:17 <@Narcissus> >_<
00:17 <@welp> Who did what?
00:17 <@not-op-bot> someone already asked me to
00:17  * ZesDa guesses #aber is flooded
00:17 <@not-op-bot> yes ZesDa
00:17 <@fragalot> CMOT-Weasel: how much did you bet on that? ^_^
00:17 <@slightlymad> haah we can't say stuff now
00:17 <@ZesDa> niiiiiiiiiice
00:17 <@CMOT-Weasel> fragalot: odly, i didn't!
00:17 <@fragalot> CMOT-Weasel: DAMN
00:17 <@CMOT-Weasel> epic work!
00:17 <@ZesDa> i love these late night attacks
00:17 <@welp> What just happened?
00:18 <@fragalot> welp: I managed to get away with lots of emoticons, lol's, and even
                  ASCII art. and random sex comments
00:18 <@fragalot> and i insulted tea
00:18 < Afal> Bitternet in a nutshell
00:18 < Afal> <Stuii> Bah work. bah I hate everything. etc
00:18 < Afal> <Quasi> Aye
00:18 < Afal> <[Deev]> I bought a car and it doesn't work
00:18 < Afal> <Quasi> Oh ho I am surprised
00:18 < Afal> <[Deev]> o_|/
00:18 < Afal> * sam has joined #aber
00:18 < Afal> <Saarlax> [sam] http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/1107_24_344_2007.jpg
00:18 < Afal> <sam> I HATE YOU ALL
00:18 < Afal> * Lambie has left #aber (FYA o_|/)

00:08 <@PAIN> erm
00:08  * PAIN wants bugering
00:09  * PAIN wants badgering
00:09  * PAIN wants tiddly-winking
00:09  * PAIN wants kiddy-fiddlering
00:09  * PAIN wants a banjo
00:09  * PAIN wants a period
00:10  * PAIN wants money
00:10  * PAIN wants cake
00:10  * PAIN wants cake that doesnt lie
00:10 <@PAIN> stupid cakes

Other Comments

Balifor and ZesDa

ZesDa: You won't believe what I was doing last night.
Balifor: I can imagine.
ZesDa: I went to bed at 3am and I was still awake after an hour I resorted to roly-polying around my room to get
 tired, and within ten minutes of going back to bed I fell asleep! True story.
Balifor: I dont know weather that is the funniest comment ever or the saddest...


I AM NOT GAY

22:36 <@Afal> ZesDa: has a man crush on most people :\
22:36 <@ZesDa> Afal: It's only natural, most Comp Sci are men
22:37 <@ZesDa> It's like the American Prison System
22:37 <@ZesDa> Im not gay
22:37 <@ZesDa> I Just want sex
22:37 <@ZesDa> :D
22:37 <@Afal> ZesDa: true true
22:37 <@welp> o.O
22:37  * ZesDa eyes welp up and down and licks his lips
22:37 <@welp> ;)

The Famous Chill of Winter 2010

17:29 <@SnowFox> USEFUL FACT: You know its cold in your flat when your slushy stays slushy
17:29 <@SnowFox> for 2 days >.<

Later

11:12 <@Prometheus>  YEY!
11:13 <@Prometheus> My slushy melted! 
11:13 <@Prometheus> After 3 days >.<

FAP

<@SnowFox> FAP 
<@Sylnai> SnowFox: I'm still trying to work out what that stands for >.> 
<@Callum> Tell me your kidding  
<@Sylnai> Callum: well I went down the define:fap list on google 
<@Sylnai> and none made sense
<@robyoung26> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap  
<@Sylnai> ..oh eww >.<
* Sylnai frowns at SnowFox
<@Callum> LOL
<@SnowFox> ~:D

Das Vagin

12:44 <@SnowFox> LEIK A VIRGIN!!!!
12:44 <@SnowFox> TOUCH FUR TEH V FIRST TIEM!
12:44 <@fragalot> you're a virgin?
12:44 <@fragalot> I find this hard to believe.
12:44 <@fragalot> a sexy man as yourself
12:44 <@SnowFox> ptch noes
12:45 <@SnowFox> I've had the thing knowning as "pussy"
12:45 <@SnowFox> very illusive
12:45 <@SnowFox> uncharted
12:45 <@SnowFox> almost...
12:45 <@SnowFox> scary
12:45  * SnowFox hides from das vagin

PeadoZesDa

15:10 < ZesDa> ffs, now that is timing
15:11 < ZesDa> the time I decide to get out of bed, have a shower and 
get nekkid with my curtains open is when a train of 6 year olds go past my bedrooom window
15:11 < ZesDa> -_-'
15:11 < Urdal> hahaha
15:11 < Urdal> Awesome
15:11 <~op-bot> s/-_-'/:D/
15:11 < ZesDa> s/-_-'/:D/
15:11 < aisbot> <ZesDa> :D
15:11 < Urdal> ZesDa: Narc is gonna be jealous now
15:11 < ZesDa> sigh
15:12 < ZesDa> Ah well I think more lounging is needed
15:12 < ZesDa> nekkid.

ZesDa the joker

16:14 -!- JamJar [jam@roam01rps8.roam.aber.ac.uk] has joined #42
16:14 <@Pyro> omg I see a JamJar
16:15 -!- mode/#42 [+oooo JamJar kickthepc Cal Metalhead] by Pyro
16:15 <@ZesDa> I know not of this JamJar
16:16 <@ZesDa> I fingered them and ended up at a sticky end....
16:16 <@ZesDa> hurrrrr
16:17 <@ZesDa> TOP JOKE OF THE DAY
20:48 <@fragalot> ZesDa gets laid as often as an egg.
20:48 <@ZesDa> not too shabby, had a nice day walking an' shootin' stuffs
20:48 <@ZesDa> fragalot: a Cream Egg yes
20:48 <@ZesDa> fragalot: ...wai
20:48 <@ZesDa> *wait
20:49 <@ZesDa> fragalot: once? T_____T
20:49 <@fragalot> VICTORY IS MINE
20:49 <@ZesDa> I hate you.